"American Woman!"

I just received this email from a wise elder statesman. It's probably true. You might have read it on email, but it made me laugh. Seriously, what can you get for a rib these days?

Here is the lost paragraph in GENESIS

So God asked Adam, "What is wrong with you?.
Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.
God said that he was going to make Adam a companion
and it would be a woman.
God said, "This person will gather food for you, and when
you discover clothing she'll wash it for you.
She will always agree with any decision you make.
She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in
the middle of the night to take care of them. She will not
nag you and will always be the first to admit she was wrong
whe you have a disagreement. She will never have a headache
and will freely give you love and passion when ever you need it."
Adam asked God, "What will this woman cost?"
God replied, "An arm and a leg."
Then Adam asked, "What can I get for a rib?"
And the rest is history