"If I were a boy..."

Gender differences :)

A WOMAN'S POEM:


Before I lay me down to sleep,I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong. One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks, One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door. Massages my back and begs to do more.Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
Knows what to answer to 'how big is my behind?' I pray that this man will love me to no end, And always be my very best friend.

A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a bar on a golf course, and loves to send me fishing and drinking.
This doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.

I received this in my email and it totally made me laugh. Of course, I sent it to RKZ right away. Wisdom of the ages, right there. Apologies for the swearing if kids read this. Not that they've never heard the word "shit" before. Or then, they don't know it's a swear word, like my kids.

Off to Colorado on Friday - CANNOT WAIT (but I can, somehow, put off packing when I know I should be doing it).